​​​​​​I am Jordan. I tumbl therefore I am but what if I were to tell you that everything is going to be fine? Here you will find what I consider interesting oh and I almost forgot to share my secret of the universe with you…always lorem ipsum dolor sit amet. ​​​ Please email me or comment. E-mail me ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ​​ _uacct = "UA-3820791-1"; urchinTracker(); Tumblr (3.0; @jordantumbles)http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/<img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmkdet1Gw1qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is so sad….Heroin baggies with R-Patts (Robert Pattinson) printed on them.  Dude someone needs to bring those bags to the Voltarin.  They would know what to do!</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255840297http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255840297Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:53:38 -0500heroin r-pattsheroin robert pattinsonrobert pattinson geroinrobert pattinson heroin baggiesrobert pattinsonrobert pattinson nakedrobert pattinson doing heroin<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6EjEqrmUBMA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6EjEqrmUBMA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Wow….I never knew that I didn’t like Kirk Cameron.  He was one of my childhood heroes.  After hearing he dismisses Darwin and he believes the Origin of Species was propaganda to remove god from the world, I am saddened.  :(</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255838111http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255838111Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:51:00 -0500kirk cameron darwinkirk cameron hates darwin<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmk3w5iCZ1qz8xkoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WHY???</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255835510http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255835510Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:47:56 -0500justin bieberjustin bieberjustin bieber playing guitarjustin bieber singingjustin bieber performingjustin bieber with his girlfreindjustin bieber sextapejustin bieber sex tape<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmk1g7mMf1qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h3>Justin Bieber with his GF.</h3> <p>I have so many questions when I see this dude all over the media…..for starters…WHY?….and What?</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255834232http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255834232Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:46:28 -0500Justin Bieberjustin bieberjustin bieber having sexjustin bieber nakedjustin bieber toplessjustin bieber with his shirt offjustin bieber with his girlfriendjustin bieber with his GFjustin bieber alonejustin bieber with his girlfriendjustin bieber performingjustin bieber playingjustin bieber concertjustin bieber performance<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmjurroVW1qz8xkoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Incredibly creative way to send an anonymous message to your neighbor.</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255831052http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255831052Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:42:21 -0500neighbor sexneighbors having sexanonymous messagessend a message to your neighborlindsay lohan having sex<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmjorSBwd1qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Newtonian laws might have been superseded and antiquated but they are still pretty damn cool.</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255827987http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255827987Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:38:50 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmjiq5EoX1qz8xkoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255824892http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255824892Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:35:13 -0500<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmjcwq0V81qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is not photoshopped!</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255822009http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255822009Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:31:44 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmja427JX1qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Nat Geo’s Internat’l Photo contest:</h2> <p>Example of bioluminescence in a coral species.  Taken in West Papua.</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255820614http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255820614Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:30:03 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmjbkY81P1qz8xkoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Baboon’s get old and need dentures too!</p> <p>“When I was your age son-e-boy…”</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255821355http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255821355Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:30:00 -0500<img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmj7eHMup1qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><h2>Nat Geo’s Internat’l Photo contest:</h2> <p>Nazroo, a mahout (elephant driver), poses for a portrait while taking his elephant, Rajan, out for a swim in front of Radha Nagar Beach in Havelock, Andaman Islands. Rajan is one of the few elephants in Havelock that can swim, so when he is not dragging timber in the forest he is used as a tourist attraction. The relationship between the mahout and his elephant usually lasts for their entire lives, creating an extremely strong tie between the animal and the human being. (Photo and caption by Cesare Naldi)</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255819225http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/255819225Tue, 24 Nov 2009 12:28:26 -0500<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktde1ruocu1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/250106196http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/250106196Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:22:22 -0500<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr94qb15ml1qzxz19o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>1 <3 Freckles</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/250083584http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/250083584Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:59:33 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdilhp45a1qzet6xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249962640http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249962640Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:51:35 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdj7oQ05t1qz8xkoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8" target="_blank">Laptop steering wheel desk!!!</a></p> <p>Yes, this is real….</p> <p>Hey, they banned texting while driving but they didn’t say anything about instant messaging!   Or playing solotaire and mindsweeper behind the wheel.</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249961748http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249961748Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:50:12 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdj6ruAAz1qz8xkoo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Laptop steering wheel!  Yes this is real!</p> <p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Mobile-Office-WM-01-Laptop-Steering/dp/B000IZGIA8" target="_blank">Click for Amazon link…</a></p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249961267http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249961267Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:49:39 -0500<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc6g6Iv6F1qz8xkoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><i><b>BREAKING NEWS!!!</b></i></p> <p>Swine Flu aka H1N1 is on the decline for the first time since the start of the outbreak!</p> <p>Click <a>here</a> or the <a>photo</a> for the CDC info on <a>FLUVIEW</a></p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249162558http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249162558Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:16:54 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc60s1uJQ1qz8xkoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Autobahn accident.</p> <p>Ferrari vs. Hybrid both drivers were killed instantly.</p> <p>Please think positive thoughts for both of their souls.</p> <p>Drive carefully after you read this!</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249151511http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249151511Wed, 18 Nov 2009 22:07:38 -0500horrible accidentterrible car accidentterrible devastating accident autobahnautobon accidentdevastaing accidentdeaths accidentblood accidentdismemberment accident<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="224" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7652734&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7652734&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7652734&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="224"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Watch this in case you’re not sure …</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249137605http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249137605Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:56:01 -0500<img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc501mfJv1qz8xkoo1_r2_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rachel McAdams</p>http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249125924http://jordantumbles.tumblr.com/post/249125924Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:45:00 -0500Rachel McAdamsnude Rachel McAdamsnaked Rachel McAdamssex tape Rachel McAdamsRachel McAdams sex tapetits Rachel McAdamspussy Rachel McAdamsRachel McAdams fucking and suckingRachel McAdamssexRachel McAdamsfuckingRachel McAdams sucking it